Definition of "cupcake"
cupcake
noun
plural cupcakes
(slang) A weak or effeminate man.
verb
third-person singular simple present cupcakes, present participle cupcaking, simple past and past participle cupcaked
To mash a cupcake at; to cover with cupcake.
Quotations
After waving and smiling a quick farewell, I turned back on my way out of the lunchroom – and ran smack into Rusty Kuznevoy, flattening his chocolate cupcake against his chest. […] Maybe he’d forgotten all about being cupcaked? […] I recalled my vow of supremacy from last year, the one I’d made just before I cupcaked Rusty, and I reasoned that my science project could also bring me some redemption for the events of yesterday.
2008, T. David Lee, 108th Street, New York, N.Y.: Eloquent Books, pages 60, 169, and 199
So Colin crouched down, allowing her to smash a slightly used cupcake against his nose. […] Avery took the aprons from him, carefully folding them so more crumbs wouldn’t fall to the already cupcaked snow.
2016, Rachel Hauck, A Royal Christmas Wedding (The Royal Wedding Series), Zondervan, pages 92–93
She grabs another cupcake and quickly smushes it into the side of my face. I put down the camcorder and get her back. We’re now decorated in pink and white frosting. “I want a selfie of us,” she says. I pick up the camera and record us, cupcaked faces squeezed together, as we crack up.
2016, Christina Hoag, Girl on the Brink, Fire and Ice, page 11
“[…] That was after I cupcaked him.” Dead silence greeted her. It ticked on for a few seconds as Nicolette yanked her cupcake-covered T-shirt off and tossed it onto her bathroom floor. “Are you there?” “Yes. I’m trying to figure out if I had a brain aneurysm or if I heard you right,” returned Clara. “Clara!” Nicolette squeaked. “I need your advice right now.” “On what part? The bringing-home-a-guy-to-have-sex-with or the Viking-cake bit?” “Not a Viking cake. A Viking covered in cake—erm, cupcake,” stressed Nicolette.
2018, Mandy M. Roth, Act of Brotherhood (Paranormal Security®= and Intelligence® (Psi-Ops®) an Immortal Ops® World Novel), Raven Happy Hour
“I cupcaked her.” “You did what?” “I cupcaked her. It was red velvet. I should’ve used a vanilla one, but I already picked a red velvet one.” “A cupcake.” “They had cupcakes for the birthday party. There was juice, too, but I didn’t have any. It had chunks.” “I don’t understand. What does that mean, you cupcaked her?” “You know, like I mashed a cupcake on her. In her face. Like at weddings and stuff.”
2018, Alex Grecian, The Saint of Wolves and Butchers, G. P. Putnam’s Sons
The 28th straight win to open the season was greeted with cupcakes purchased by parents who made the spring break trip to Hawaii. “We cupcaked Murph’s face,” catcher Reagan Dykes said. “He didn’t seem too happy about that.” Confirmed. “I ran away from them too,” Murphy said. “I got one in the earhole. I smelled the frosting for like 12 hours.”
2019 March 21, Michael Casagrande, “The story behind Alabama softball’s record 31-0 start”, in AL.com
(slang) To handle easily and successfully.
Quotations
A&M also tackles Louisiana State and Tulsa and further cupcaked its campaign by arranging a game with Division I-AA Middle Tennessee State so it would have a sixth home game, moving Southwestern Louisiana back a year.
1995 April 15, Kirk Bohls, “A mere 56 years later, Aggies will take 2nd title”, in Austin American-Statesman, page C1
“Competitively, I want to play yesterday. I know if I had to go out there and lace ’em up and everything was on the line, like, I’m doing it 100%. … Not that I’m cupcaking it or anything but you have to be a little smarter, take care of your body.”
2022 February 14, “Suns G Landry Shamet out through All-Star break with ankle injury”, in Arizona Sports
(transitive, informal) To eat/feed cupcakes.
Quotations
So—we offered a cup cake a day for life to anybody who would find us a better word than the word “market.” […] She wrote to say that the Farmers Market defies description and asks why we don’t just keep on referring to it as the original Farmers Market and send the cup cakes to some home for under cup-caked children.
1942 March 10, Fred Beck, “Farmers Market Bulletin”, in Los Angeles Times, volume LXI, page 2
Ross, a pastry chef who recently moved from California, reels off half a dozen cupcake bakeries in the Santa Monica area she went to all the time, including one called “Le Cupcake” which opened last fall and prompted one food blogger to ask, “Are we cupcaked out? Is there room for yet another cupcake shop in Southern California?”
2007 September 26, Darry Madden, “Opening her own business is icing on the cupcake”, in The Boston Globe, volume 272, number 88, page E4