Definition of "dildo"

I take back cars from dildos who don't pay their bills. Cool huh?

1984, Alex Cox, Repo Man, spoken by Otto Maddox (Emilio Estevez)

‘Thompson?’ Heydon-Bayley had shrieked. ‘But he's a complete dildo, surely?’¶ ‘I like him,’ said Adrian. ‘He's unusual.’¶ ‘Graceless, you mean. Wooden.’

1991, Stephen Fry, The Liar, London: Heinemann, page 22

Call ghost hunters? Those fuckers will show up with gas powered dildos and burn the woods down.

2019, Justin Blackburn, The Bisexual Christian Suburban Failure Enlightening Bipolar Blues, page 43

The commonest and most conspicuous of the cacti is the "dildoe" (Cereus Swartzii), a columnar form growing to as much as 20 feet in height, a plant the gross physiology of which is probably very similar to that of the sahuaro (Camegiea gigantea).

1910, Forrest Shreve, “The coastal deserts of Jamaica”, in The Plant World: An Illustrated Monthly Journal of Popular Botany, volume 13, pages 129–130

And Venus (one that so much known is) / Is Dildo’d by Cauda Draconis.

1681, Homer Alamode, the Second Part in English Burlesque, or, Mock Poem upon the Ninth Book of the Iliads‎, page 48

A muscular female prison guard was dildoing a petite brunette with a night stick.

2010, Reggie Chesterfield, Goody Goes Bad!, page 40

He hath songs for man or woman, of all sizes; […] with such delicate burthens of dildos and fadings,

c. 1610–1611 (date written), William Shakespeare, “The Winters Tale”, in Mr. William Shakespeares Comedies, Histories, & Tragedies […] (First Folio), London: […] Isaac Iaggard, and Ed[ward] Blount, published 1623, [Act IV, scene iv]

Will you buy a fine dog, with a hole in his head?With a dildo, dildo, dildo; […]

c. 1600, Thomas Morley, Will You Buy a Fine Dog?

oh Vrsula, Vrsula pity me with a dildo, dildo, dillory?

c. 1600-1636, William Sampson, The Vow Breaker